Celebrities on Twitter – The Worst Quotes & The Worst Advice
As celebrities sit way up high on their perches Twittering away, they want to send helpful messages out to the struggling masses below. They have discovered the secrets of life, and just want to help the less fortunate. That would be you.
Your mission? Seek out strange new celebrity quotes. Luckily, there appears to be a plethora of bad advice, tips on a better life, nuggets on how to find success, and just plain crazy statements.
I’ll get the list started with a few. Check back often because it will be updated daily. If you have a great “terrible” celebrity quote, let me know on Twitter (username: rawveggies) or leave in the comment section below.
@DeepakChopra (The insanely crazy Deepak quotes were sent courtesy of @LynnNChicago. Deepak has me on block. Typos and irrational thought process courtesy of Deepak.)
“Infinite flexibility is the secret of immortality”
“Death is the ticket to life, not dying cells are cancer cells”
“The only cells that don’t die are cancer cells. It is throgh death that we renew ourselves”
“There is no quest. Consciousness being non local is immortal”
“If you say “I am a liar ” then you are telling the truth when you”re lying and lying when you”re telling the truth”
“The subject-object split, which is the basis of current science is artificial. Nature is one process.”
“Elementary particles, the building blocks of the universe are possibility waves in consciousness until the moment of observation”
“OUCH !:) RT @Symbolman: While i appreciate @DeepakChopra I still have this irrational need to kick him square in the balls.”
“Certainty is a cruel uncreative mind set and kills what is possible”"
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1capplegate
“Power has been out for a few hours now. Realizing that without tv I am lost. And its too dark to read. Now what?”
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“Accidentally just took a prenatal yoga class…esp weird because no one looked pregnant.”
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SherriEShepherd
“2:41 a.m. Did I say “goodnight Tweeps”… going to go cuddle with my little one… that little boy scent is like aromatherapy :O) “
“Vote 4 me 4 a shorty award & I’ll go down on every chick that voted fish or foul”
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SarahKSilverman
“I’m hungry. Like, I’m getting super peckish. But it humbles me because I realize like, this is what life’s like in Darfur all the time.”
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daniellestaub (The Real Housewives of New Jersey)
“keep close what feels good keep distance from all else! know how to love yourself first before you can truly love another!”
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JessicaSimpson
“Now it is a double rainbow!! That means more prayers and blessings for all of us! Thinking about each and everyone of you. GOD BLESS”
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Johncmayer
“By not micro-trading in my emotional stock value every second of the day, I may just end up seeing the bigger, beautiful picture.”
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McCainBlogette (John McCain’s daughter)
“I love that you were dreaming about me @_Sofonias_ nothing I love hearing more than a gay republican having dreams about me! 
xoxox “
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officialTila (Tila Tequila)
“I can take a piss, I can cry, I can smile, I can climb a tree, I can eat a cookie, I can have milk in my cereal & enjoy it. So fuck off!”
“I send God the “noises” that you send to me. God hears them, and feels a lot within your noise that is filled with black holes.”
“Say goodbye to “TILA TEQUILA” as she is no longer needed & I have revealed my true identity. Real work needs to be done now. I must go.”
“I accidently burned my face cuz the lighter aint working so I refilled it with gas, and looked into it 2 see if it worked then a HUGE FLAME!”
“CALL THE POLICE! TILA HAS FINALLY LOGGED OFF TWITTER TO TAKE A PISS AND SHE WIPES FROM FRONT TO BACK! UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR! CALL POLICE!!! LOL”
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Alyssa_Milano
“You never regret the bad things you don’t do… but… you can regret not doing the good things you might have done.”
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KimKardashian
“I’m gonna be on Jay Leno tonight! I’m sooo excited!”
